'Silly Goose' Bamboo Embroidered Baby Bodysuit

Let's be honest. Most novelty baby clothes are made from cheap, scratchy fabrics that leave your baby sweaty and cranky. You want the hilarious photos, but you definitely don't want the heat rash that follows. We engineered this funny baby onesie with our signature 95% bamboo viscose, giving you an eczema-friendly bodysuit that feels like a second skin. Explore more skin-soothing staples in our Baby Bodysuits collection.

Why Mom Loves It

Specification	Details	Why Mom Loves It
Design Theme	Silly Goose Graphic	Hilarious photo-ops and everyday smiles without dealing with stiff, scratchy novelty fabrics.
Customizable	N/A	Ready-to-wear comedy for the daily chaos.
Material	95% Bamboo Viscose, 5% Spandex	Buttery soft, 4-way stretch, and strictly 3°C cooler to the touch to actively prevent sweat and heat rash.
Safety	OEKO-TEX® 100 Certified	Absolute peace of mind—water-based inks mean zero toxic plastisol cracking against their delicate skin.
Care	Machine wash cold, lay flat to dry	Colorfast graphic with shrinkage <2%, meaning it actually survives the laundry pile and growth spurts.
Best For	Active days, eczema-prone skin	Eczema-safe comfort that doubles as the ultimate, blowout-proof funny shower gift.

Shipping & Returns

We want you to love your UncommonWares! If it's not a fit, we'll gladly accept returns of unused, stock (non-custom) UncommonWares products within 15 days of purchase.

⚠️ NOTE - UncommonWares offers products from curated brands. Many of which have their own return or final sale policies. We will note their policy at the bottom of their product listing so it's clear. Please be sure to read each brand's return policy before purchase. ⚠️

The following applies only to UncommonWares branded product (other brands' policies are listed on their product page):

STOCK PRODUCTS - Stock products at UncommonWares are carefully curated and often in limited quantities. If you're lucky enough to grab some UW goods before they sell out, we feel certain you will enjoy your purchases. If for whatever reason stock items purchased need to be returned, please be sure it's in new, unused condition, in its original packaging and returned to the store within 15 days of purchase. Online Orders: Shipping charges are non-refundable and any return shipping cost incurred will not be reimbursed unless the product arrived damaged or incorrect product was sent. NOTE: Only stock, non-custom/non-personalized products can be returned.

CUSTOM PRODUCTS - UncommonWares custom products are created as ordered, therefore, all personalized/custom product sales are final. It is rare, but if your item arrives damaged or is defective, it must be reported within 10 business days for replacement. Simply email 4service@uncommonwares.com with a photo of the damage and any details about your order so we can efficiently process your replacement.

Please note that as a result of different textures and finishes colors will vary on products whether digitally imprinted or dyed. Products from separate dye lots may result in color shift. We always recommend coordinating instead of matching. In addition, what is shown on your screen may vary from your finished product. Slight color shifts are not considered defective and therefore cannot be returned nor replaced.

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'Silly Goose' Bamboo Embroidered Baby Bodysuit